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Grandpa​-​Land

by Bill and Karlee Goffrier

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To all of the Grandpas that have entertained us more than they know!

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Once upon a time in a place called Grandpa-Land
There was every kind of Grandpa, some were not so grand

The one that’s kind of grumpy, the one that thinks he’s great
The one that’s always early and the one that might be late
The one that lost his shorts and the one that found his gas
The one that dropped his pants bending over in the grass

Yes there was a time in a place called Grandpa-Land
There was every kind of Grandpa, some were not so grand

The one who lost his teeth and one that likes to drool
One who tells you stories about his daily stool
The one that’s head is bald and the one with curly hair
That’s growing out of places we do not wish to share

Oh that was a time in a place called Grandpa-Land
There was every kind of Grandpa, some were not so grand

The one who can’t eat pickles unless he takes his pill
The one who’s standing slanted unless he’s on a hill
There’s the one that’s legs are skinny the one whose belly’s round
The one with ears so droopy he’s like a Basset Hound
The one who’s kinda country the one that’s really rap
The one that’s rockin’ in his chair with Jell-O on his lap
The one who’s always snoring the one who honks his nose
Whose sleeves are full of tissues everywhere he goes

It’s time to leave the land where all is said and done
There’s not a bunch of grandpas, there’s really only one
So say goodnight to Grandpa, the grandest one you know
He’s happy ever after. He gets to watch you grow

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released May 25, 2014

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Bill and Karlee Goffrier Wichita, Kansas

Karlee and Bill started writing together on all available surfaces in 2010. They record their own songs at home and share (most of) the results on Bandcamp and Facebook. Look for shows in your area, and listen for Bill and Karlee on college and kids' radio nationwide. ... more

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